Your friend is hot, there I said it, but where am I? I said I wouldn't be with anyone else, and I'm not, i'm here with you, but you can't blame me for noticing it when it's flashed in my face like that.
So am I... I mean... *ahem* Anyway... point is..... I love you, not for who you're not, but for who you are. So... Maybe a few more of those drinks and I can get a better view of your show... hmm? *opens a portal* We'll take mine this time if you don't mind... you're out in the middle of the woods naked and it's cold as shit out here....
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